Posted by J Johnny on Thursday, January 23, 2003 at 5:01PM :
In Reply to: Two guys walk into a bar with yellow tools on their belt... posted by EdC on Thursday, January 23, 2003 at 4:35PM :
When you see a man brandishing any yellow Dewalt tools you can make a few pretty safe assumtions about that same man.
1.Probably drives a Miata
2.Probably writes some poetry from time to time.
3.If his wife says he has had too much drink and shouldn't drive he ALWAYS listens.
4.He never runs with siccors in his hands
5.He never goes swimming after eating
6.He never pets dogs he doesn't know
7.And finally when he urinates he does so sitting down.
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