Posted by DAvid on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 2:06AM :
In Reply to: Re: Slammin' posted by johny on Tuesday, July 16, 2002 at 10:40PM :
"Gonna post pics":
.....of him cruisin' the bus station, in drag...in a.....
"Ford 4X4": mom's 91 escort 4 dr wagon; 4 doors, four cylinders = 4x4, with a.....
"20,000 lb. winch": the fat, pimple-faced drag queen next to him in the bus station pictures (he doesn't know yet that it is actually a guy..) with a.....
"460 HP": that imaginary "new math" number he comes up with when he multiplies '152 cubic inches' of the escort engine X '4 cylinders' with.....
"38's": his chest size in the padded bra which goes with his....
"9 inch lift" The platforms he wear with the "38's"....when using his
"air locked" (rear end): (best left alone in a family forum)
I don't know about you guys but I have been laughing so hard I HURT!!! At you guys for your humor and him for his idiocy
Keep it up, I love it! Don'r run him off, we can use the comedy
(dabs at tears running down cheeks)