Posted by Franz [108.162.216.19] on Wednesday, December 30, 2015 at 17:44:50 :
In Reply to: Re: To hell with Spam, it's Bacon Day posted by The Dodge Boys [173.245.56.65] on Wednesday, December 30, 2015 at 16:57:00 :
Thankfully I was NOT born in the Commonwealth, but the girl who snapped the choke collar on me was riased in Williamsport, went off to Allentown for Nursing School and stayed in the ABE area for over 30 years.
From there the story gets foggy. She claims I loaded her furniture on a truck and hauled it North, and she gave chase, probably after the furniture.
Of course she maintained for years that it doesn't snow in the Lehigh Valley and paralyze traffic till she slipped and said unlike PenDot we plow snow here, even on weekends.
I ain't brand locked to a thing. I learned better when I bought a new 72 Duster that wouldn't start on Monday if it was going to rain on Wednesday. I still have a 68 Fury 3 in the garage, in damn fine shape. Mopar turned to MoCRAP between 68 and 72. Facts are facts.
The lid closed on Dodge before the kid from Yackos got the machine back running. He moved on and the lid fell again.
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