Posted by TiM in Lock Haven on Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 9:54PM :
In Reply to: Re: Photo test - gas prices posted by David Sherman on Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 7:38PM :
the little voice in my head (I call him # 475) said that the price of gas is so high because the price of gas station hot dogs is so cheap. Yes, cheap. He said that the hot dogs actually cost more than the gas (twice as much) and that in order to keep up with business, the price of gas is extremely high to cover up the spike in the market for chicken lips, rat balls, and feminine mustache hair. It really isn't political at all...it's Oscar Meyer's fault that your Chevy Metro now needs about $40 to fill up, and that the average PowerWagon runs about 2 bites of a hot dogs worth of gas every few days.
Ok, so maybe it's just the fact that there are too many greedy people out there. If the world were run by me, everything would be much nicer...steak on the table, Celine Dion in prison, Brittany Spears as my maid, and a Dodge in my garage. Aaaah wouldn't it be nice...
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