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Posted by Vaughn [99.116.208.234] on Sunday, February 26, 2012 at 19:37:34 :
In Reply to: OK Why WHY WHY posted by The Dodge Boys [64.121.152.7] on Sunday, February 26, 2012 at 18:07:23 :
Once upon a time there was this old truck that ran, and, ran and, ran until one day it stopped. The driver, scratching his head said, what the %^^&&&* is wrong with my truck. So the driver got out, went to the back of the truck and took the gas cap off. Looking around the driver found a stick, stuck it the tank and pulled it out, yep has gas on it. So the driver asked the tank, “tank what’s with this?” and the tank replied, “I don’t know, gas was moving pretty good, I thought.” So the driver disconnected the fuel line and blew through it, yep air moved through. So the driver asked the line, “line?” and the line replied, “hey I’m clean!” So then the driver thought, “let me check the pump out.” So the driver went to the pump and said, “What’s your story pump?” The pump replied, “Look, the tank just hangs doing nothing, and the line, it just lies around all day, but me, I do all the work. That’s right, the cam slaps my arm and that make me bounce up and down. And to top it off, I got this pain of a diaphragm stuck around my neck. Now, we pumps can only take so much of this before was done and I guess I’m done!” From the day forward, the pumps got all the blame. End of story.
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