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Posted by D Sherman [72.47.9.228] on Wednesday, August 03, 2011 at 15:10:07 :
In Reply to: blessing in disguise posted by clueless [201.194.112.74] on Wednesday, August 03, 2011 at 05:48:41 :
Hang onto your pants and keep thinking with your big head, not your little head. Wonderful young ladies can cost you way more than scrap thieves ever will.
Honey, could I borrow your credit card? I'll pay you back next month. Please? I have these student loans that I'm just never going to be able to pay off on my own, dear. Do you think you could help me with my rent just this month? I'll make you your favorite dinner. I need some money for the groceries, sweetie. My ex threw me out so can I store a few things at your place just for a little while?
Ka-ching. Ka-ching. There are lots of ways to work the world's oldest profession. Trucks are money pits too, but with trucks, when it's all over, you still have the truck.
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