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Posted by Mark in NJ [63.143.144.174] on Sunday, July 17, 2011 at 04:03:00 :
In Reply to: A good joke for us old guys .... posted by Jim Hauls! [75.174.45.127] on Saturday, July 16, 2011 at 20:14:45 :
Hi all,
Since I posted a positive reply earlier, here is a little humor for all to enjoy that was sent to me by others.
Enjoy,
Mark in NJ
The Biker and the Bridge
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied,
"Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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