Posted by Paul on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 at 18:14:57:
Here's something I stole..er....borrowed last year about this time.
Posted by CJ Meier on December 22, 1999 at 18:24:26:
Twas the night before Christmas, as I rolled down the road.
All the gears were a squealing, as I carried home the load.
The Dodge she was loaded, to the hilt, with much care.
In hopes that the home, the old truck would get there.
When what before my wondrous eyes would appear.
A jolly old elf, a sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
Stuck deep in a the ditch, clear up past the runner
The reindeer exhausted, as Santa yelled gun ner!
I pulled to the side, asked if he needed some aid.
He smiled at me, nodding, he was very delayed.
We grabbed the cable and spooled it off of the winch.
Hooked the chain up to Rudolph, without a small flinch.
Santa's eyes they did gleam by the wondrous sight.
The Dodge Power Wagon with all of it's power and might.
Pulled out of the ditch the old gaffer, his sleigh and da deer.
The elves with the presents in the sleigh they did cheer.
For not for the old Wagon there would be no Christmas this year.
I heard him exclaim as I drove out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all Dodgers and to all Dodgers Goodnight.
Lighten up all, tis the season to be merry!