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Posted by copey [206.80.246.237] on Sunday, April 25, 2010 at 05:43:36 :
On Friday I had to see the family doctor , she’s a pretty young thing and very sharp . Unlike my eighty year old recently retired doctor , who still believed all the illness in the world could be cured by the drug sulfa . Any way I am in with the doctor and she is reading results of my last C A T scan to me . I knew it would be like a reading of a death sentence but I promised my family I would follow through on my aches and pains . Well first there is a aortic aneurysm , a gall stone plugging the duct , three ruptured disks and three collapsed disks last thing bullet fragments in my left leg and one bullet logged in my back . She then starts to review all my medications ,insulin ,blood pressure ,blood thinners ,water pill, sleeping pills ,cholesterol, pain pills and on and on she goes .She then states with all these medications I take, I could use a “male enhancement medication “. Now your talking I said ,since I am not farming per say I am landscaping the house , nice out side work . I am building a rock garden using heavy stones and some male enhancement drugs just might turn the corner on my dragging tail. The doc gives me this drug sample , about eight of these pills in a blist pack ,I put them in my jacket pocket and listen to her closing statement that I will be receiving letters from the various surgeons for appointments . I roll my eyes and say sure (not) . So yesterday morning I am picking out colored rocks for my garden and I am getting wore down by the digging and lifting . The light comes on why not take one of those male enhancement pills . I go get my jacket and take a quick look at the pack of pills and with my eyes the name looks like Cutlass I said Oldsmobile’s were good cars and these pills were made by Bayer and marked like aspirin they have to be good .I swallow one down go back to picking and placing my rocks . Forty minutes later my face is flushing and my eyes are a little blurring . AND then a strange sensation crept over me , I got right excited ,like a eight year old kid with a brand new BB gun at Christmas if you no what I mean . I figured I best go over and read the instructions on what this male enhancement drug was all about .It didn’t take more than the first paragraph ,this wasn’t he kind of male enhancement I was looking for and there was a possibility this could last for four hours and if it did ,I must visit the emergency room imagine that! Side effects dizziness , flushing ,headache and temporary blindness in one or both eyes .Now I remember the blindness part my mother would scold us boys if we spent too much time in the outhouse with the sears catalogue we would go blind now they have pills for that ~ Copey
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