You won't believe this @#&%


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Posted by (Well, OK, maybe you will) Brian in Oregon on September 14, 2000 at 03:46:14:

A buddy of mine was driving his M37 up Hwy 26 from Portland to Beaverton, one of the liberal bastions of Oregon. At Sylvan, his rear differential blew up and jammed, and he spit out the rear driveline. More parts must have let go, because he was able to coast to the side of the road. He then walked back a ways, and picked up the driveline and took it back to his truck. He then proceeded to inspect the damage, and determined it looked like he could remove the forward half of the rear driveline, and drive back home with the front axle engaged.

While under the truck, several Portland cop cars show up, and four officers walk up to him with their hands outstretched. They asked to speak with him. He crawled out, and they asked for ID. He showed them his ID. Then they asked if he had any weapons. No. They then asked if he had any ammo. No. They then asked if they could look over his truck. He said sure, go ahead.

Turns out when he was walking back with the driveline, some driver, no doubt a liberal yuppie verminskum soccermom in a minivan, saw him, the driveline and his army truck, and came to the brilliant conclusion that there was a nut case running amok on the freeway with a machinegun!



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