Posted by mark Francis on May 17, 2000 at 00:45:22:
In Reply to: bbbffffffffffftttttttt - 7-UP on the keyboard and screen!!! posted by Brian in Oregon on May 17, 2000 at 00:10:55:
Frank,
As you can see from the responses, we Power Wagon owners have perhaps given you a less than warm welcome to the power wagon forum based on your offer.
This may not be any fault of you own and may fall into one of three categories. Now I'm going to ask you some uncomfortable questions, but I need you to answer them anyway.
If you are under 25 you may be developing Schizophrenia:
1. Have you been having any new headaches associated with blurred or double vision?
2. Have you been hearing any voices urging you to harm yourself or a loved-one, or to expose yourself in public?
3. Have you discontinued any medication recently?
If you are over 75, you may have Multi-infarct dementia, Organic Brain Syndrome, or Alzheimer's:
1. Do you know what year this is? This is the year 2000, yes, you made it to the 21st Century, but your 1975 Ford is twenty-five years old and worth nothing.
2. Have you been misplacing objects
3. Are you capable of dressing yourself without assistance?
4. Do you take any of the following: haldol, arycept, lithium, amytriptylene?
There are support groups to help.
All kidding aside, Frank, welcome to the forum. If you have never had the pleasure of attending a rally, by all means do so. Just seeing some of these old trucks doing the things that they do so well will help you understand that once you catch power wagon fever, you are incurable.
Mark in Houston