Posted by Jonas on Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 19:13:58 :
In Reply to: The 'You might have a real Power-Wagon IF' contest posted by Clint Dixon on Tuesday, May 01, 2007 at 20:04:13 :
... Both doors fly open if you go across the train tracks too fast.
...Good steering resembles herding cattle down the road.
... You've driven a "parts truck" home using a outboard motor fuel tank w/ hand pump bulb hooked directly to the carb.
... you've recruited your neighbor to ride along to be "the fuel pump". (unbenownst to him)
... You've driven a "parts truck" home with the only functioning brakes being the parking brake.
... Yo've also recruited you neighbor to be the "Brake man".
... You consider the parking brake the "service brakes" and you parking brake is a old piece of fence post.
... you cant bring yourself to take any parts off your "parts truck"
... You have taken the drivers door off, for the one man "rolling" cattle feeding operation.
... Nails are sometimes used in place of cotter pins.
... bungee cords are nessisary for operation.
... you drive your power wagon daily, and never need to move the transfer case levers to the forward position.
... your drive your "parts truck" more than the one that you are "restoring".