Posted by Ugg (in Uggville) at IL on Thursday, March 29, 2007 at 16:47:17 :
At 6:36 PM CST, our little Sweet Pea came squirmming down my wife's pant leg. At 6:15 PM, my wife was talking to her doctor, thinking she was having gas pains again (she was due to deliver the day before), and he decided the best bet was for her to go to the hospital.
Thing is, the hospital was 27 miles away, and it was still rush hour. I loaded her and Maynard into my then 99 D, and left. I DIDN'T think it was gas. I made the trip in 12 minutes.
My friend, a state trooper, saw me from the opposite side of the breezeway as I wizzed past, and said I was driving like I had a definate purpose in mind. I dropped the wife & Maynard at the front door of the ER and parked.
As I ran to the door of the ER I noticed the wife was standing just inside the door, yelling at the airhead receptionist. That's when I noticed the large buldge in her pant leg, squirmming.
The receptionist was trying to tell my wife to have a seat or she'd call security. Using several choice explitives, I explained that she didn't understand, the baby was here, NOW!
My little E'Sha was born for the whole world to see, in my wife's jacket, on the floor of a crowded emergency room. Talk about a scene straight outa the 3 Stooges. HA! Moe, Larry, CHEESE!
Poor Maynard got a bird's eye view and was pullin his hair out. He was 7 then. We're taking her to her fav place for dinner, Cafe Denne' (Denny's) and when we come back, cake, presents and a real special treat, pancakes with some PW Maple Syrup, which just arrived TODAY! Great timing Paul! THANK YOU!
Later
Ugg
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