Name Calling (a joke guys)


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Posted by Winget on April 20, 2000 at 12:43:23:

Just picked it up from a site (obviously Ford prejudiced).
The first two Dodge saying proudly fit mine sometimes. Regards WAW

FORD
First On Race Day!

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Gay Man's Car
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mechanical Claptrap

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

CHEVY:
Chews Heads, Eats Valves Yearly

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment


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