Posted by Jerry in Id on Sunday, March 19, 2006 at 8:34PM :
I couldn't help myself. I had to post this.
BROKEBACK SPIDERS
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
just
stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she
was
looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders
doing?"
she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on
top,
Daddy?" she asked. That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered. "So,
the
other one is Mommy Long legs? " the little girl asked. No," her father
replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long legs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them flat and said "Well, it might be OK in California or Massachusetts,
but
we're not having any of that action in Texas."