Posted by Arthur (in NY) on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 5:28PM :
In Reply to: Arthur,.... posted by MoparNorm on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 8:32AM :
Shame on you, Norman!
The guy obviously has issues with phallic symbols, and all you can do is make fun.
Ever notice the consistency of the product he sells? He claims that "gentle suction" is used to get it out of the trees. And the shape of the bottles? Notice how he has this need to carry the containers all over the hemisphere, then expose them, and then "syrup-ticiously" photograph them in all sorts of odd places?
And how about that seemingly insatiable need for more horsepower?
And while we're at it, what's with this thing about painting just the tip of the trucks black? And installing "protection" on the front? Talk about a classic case for the shrinks.
The only thing that we don't hear about is Paul vs. sheep stories.
This is one sick man, I tell you.
Dr. Bloom
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