Re: good ones from Andy Rooney


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Posted by Steve Pellock on Thursday, May 26, 2005 at 4:42PM :

In Reply to: O/T "Farmer's Wisdom"... posted by Dana on Thursday, May 26, 2005 at 8:43AM :

Andy Rooney on Monica
Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week. It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter"

Did you know it costs $40,000.00 a year to house prisoners? Jee, for $40,000.00 a piece I'll take a few into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run 12 hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run, they can rest in a chair that's hooked up to the generator.

My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, Sexy Senior Citizen. You don't think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Make you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you.

The best vitamin for a Cristian is B1




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