Posted by Cris in Colorado on September 10, 1999 at 11:03:53:
Hi kids, I think I read this in an educational copy of PLAYBOY
years ago. Helps if the victim has a really nice lawn.
Mix household flour & lawn fertilizer equally.
Write (with mixture using empty coffee can as device/spreader)
whatever appropriate message you wanted to get across on
victims pretty lawn.
Victim wakes up next morning, goes outside and realizes someone
has defiled his/her lawn with white mixture. Victim quickly
gets garden hose and waters away the message before neighbors
see it.
2 weeks go by, victim starting to realize lawn is now greener in
certain areas, then realizes cryptic message now permanent
part of lawn. Time to fertilize.
Now I swear I haven't done this! Really.
Heard it works like a charm, & it doesn't piss off the pooch.
Cris (with no lawn) in Colorado