Posted by JimmieD on Thursday, November 18, 2004 at 1:35AM :
In Reply to: Re: Tim posted by Tim Holloway on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 at 11:12PM :
Okay, okay, this one will get ya. TRUE STORY!
Fella named Howdy sold the Rescue General Store and retired to his hobby of woodworking, down in his basement. One day he comes upstairs with his right hand wrapped up and lots of red, and asks Wifey to take him to the hospital. "What happened?!"
"I cut off my finger with the tablesaw..."
So he gets it sewn closed and a few weeks later wife hears the tablesaw winding up again. She storms down stairs and starts in, "Now you know how dangerous and yadda yadda yadda etc."
Howdy says, "Aw, woman, I was just stupid, that's all; I shoulda known better. What I did was ...." ZIP....
Back to the hospital, 'cause he just cut off number two!
JimmieD
Hey, Howdy, I didn't tell them where Rescue was anyways....