Posted by Russ/Wyo on Tuesday, November 02, 2004 at 9:58AM :
In Reply to: New subject on where to live posted by john foster on Monday, November 01, 2004 at 8:47PM :
Don't move here, you'll freeze to death in the winters, the sheep will infest you with lice and ticks, the bears will tear up your camps and eat all your bacon, the fish will splash water on you, the deer will destroy your gardens, the prarie dogs will give you bubonic plague, the moose will chase you back to your car and mangle your fenders, the old Power Wagons that appear to be abandoned in fields are guarded by armed psychotic ranchers with large, rabid dogs, women are scarce and mostly fat and ugly, there aren't any shopping malls and you have to drive at least 100 miles from anywhere to get a latte'. We keep our state's 12 foot high perimeter fence in good condition and guarded by red neck skin heads who don't like strangers at all. Do your selves a favor and just avoid Wyoming, you'd hate it. We will keep our present population of 400,000 at or below this level by judicious culling of newcomers. We are all excellent shots and are all armed against any possible invasion of foreign terrorists from near the oceans. This is your only warning - STAY AWAY!!
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