Re: Need a little help


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Posted by A_podling on April 03, 1999 at 14:33:53:

In Reply to: Need a little help posted by Buzz on April 03, 1999 at 13:49:43:

Explain the idea of depreciation, maintenance costs
and insurance of new vehicles v. the appreciation
of old trucks then tell her what a fine investment
in the children's future this truck will be. If
that doesn't work, tell her that everyone in town
will be able to tell her where you are at any
given time because of the high visibility of the
truck and that you won't have either the time
for a girlfriend nor would any other woman
associate with you because of that "ugly old
truck". If that doesn't work, try whining and
sniveling (hold up you paw like Lassie. It works
every time) I that doens't work, take out that
big ol' lug wrench and give her a clout up'side
the head, then tell her MOPARI, the God of old Iron, made ya'
do it because he's displeased with her.

c);^)


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