Posted by Brian in Oregon on Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 1:22AM :
In Reply to: Re: Does this exclude......... posted by DieselDemon on Friday, July 11, 2003 at 4:02PM :
Power Wagon Rosary:
Make the Sign of the PW and say the "Mopar Creed."
Say the "Our Flathead."
Say three "Hail Hemis."
Say the "Glory be to the Dodge Brothers."
Announce the First Mystery (why no else makes a truck as good as a Power Wagon); then say the "Our Flathead."
Say ten "Hail Hemis," while meditating on the Mystery.
Say the "Glory be to the Flathead."
Announce the Second Mystery (why the Flatfender PW and M37 are no longer made); then say the "Our Flathead." Repeat 6 and 7 and continue with Third, Fourth and Fifth Mysteries in the same manner (why the PW is such a good truck; how a 50 year old design has such amazing articulation; and why mere mortal wretches like you are fortunate enough to own one).
After the Rosary:
HAIL, HOLY POWER WAGON, Truck of Four Wheeling, our life, our desire and our hope! To thee do we cry, poor banished children of the internal combustion engine; to thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this valley amid cast out junked Chevrolets. Turn then, most gracious advocate, thine eyes of mercy toward us, and after this our exile, show unto us the blessed truck of thy womb.
Pray for us, O Holy Power Wagon, that we may be made worthy of the promises of frequent oil changes, using non-detergent 30 weight.
Let us pray. O Power Wagon, whose only begotten offspring, the military Dodge trucks, has given us the rewards of rreliability, power and superior offroading capability, grant, we beseech Thee, that meditating upon these mysteries of the Most Holy Power Wagon of the Blessed Dodge Brothers, we may imitate what they contain and obtain what they promise. Amen.
After each decade say the following prayer requested by the Blessed Power Wagon: "O my Power Wagons, forgive us our sins, save us from the temptation of a new Excursion, lead all souls to Fairfield, Iowa, especially those who have most need of your bumper mounted winch."
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